10.26.2009

Brian, You Really Need To Cut This Shit Out


IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.


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1 comment:

Grendel said...

The key facts here are a) 1:17 a.m. at a "restaurant" and b) Zombies now have cell phones.